Happy New Year!!
Becky Brandon (née Bloomwood) is NOT AMERICAN.
byanymeansnecessary: She’s BRITISH. Ugh This film still makes me mad. OMG I know! It’s so horrrid. Tarquin isn’t even awkward and I thought Suze was blonde?!?! It’s so sad.
People get the dumbest tattoos
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.– Elizabeth Taylor (via bruisesxo)
I wanna open all the gifts under the tree because I am a bratty mcbraterson. I can’t sleep.
Like not even water
I’m thirsty but I can’t drink anything bc I’ve been vomiting all night. :/. I don’t even know why.
creamedkupcake: For The Office fans “Male Prima Donna” by Subtle Sexuality (Kelly Kapoor and Erin Hannon)
battle-studies replied to your post:
“Your brother is a good man Dani. His friend can go fuck off. Its one thing to put your own life at risk but drinking + driving puts every car you pass on the road in serious danger. He could have killed someone!” He could have killed a lot of people. I mean it’s beyond stupidy. I’m glad my brother is smarter than that.
You know people on Facebook are just not as funny as tumblr people.
I don’t like Bruno Mars because his hair looks so cartoony. He should cut it but I still won’t like him but it could help.
ampersandsign: I am online looking for a waffle-maker. It’s a great thing to buy! You can borrow mine, though.
Why isn't Will Smith a rapper anymore??
I’m gettin jiggy wit it. Just saying.
byanymeansnecessary: weallarestars: If you change your last name to ‘Songz’ on facebook i have to unfriend you. 1.) you’re not married to trey songz 2.) it’s not even his real last name c.) just… why? Ok. Songz isn’t his real name???? Does that mean that our marriage wasn’t legitimate?? What about our baby girl, Treyella Songz?! Omg. I’m so sorry. You are married to a made up...
1. Cut a hole in a box 2. put your junk in that box 3. make her open the box AND THAT’S THE WAY YOU DO IT.
If you change your last name to ‘Songz’ on facebook i have to unfriend you. 1.) you’re not married to trey songz 2.) it’s not even his real last name c.) just… why? Ok.